Lowl Chalisa

Note: This post is merely meant to be a parody and does not intend to offend any religious/ideological sentiments. It is dedicated to @bakchodanand, a young Congress supporter, who has inspired me to write this.

Jai Shree Araam, Shree Bahutmate Namah

Shree Sonia Charan Saroj Raj, Nijadhanu Mukuru Sudhaari;
Barnau Raul Vinci Bimal Jasu, Jo Khaayeku Fala Hazaari;
Buddhiheen Tenu Maanike, Sumirau Chaman Kumaar;
Bala Buddhi Bidya Dehu Tohe, Harahu Kales Sarkaar

Jai Shrimaan Saeed Gun Sagar,
Jai Shinde Chintan Shivar Ujagar
Kaamdoot Manusinghvi Naama,
Sonia Putra Rajeevsut Pajaama

Minorityvir Owaisi Bedhangi,
Sumati Nivaar Kumati Ke Sanghi
Shwet Varan Niraash Suvesa,
Kaanan Kapaas Vanchit Bhesa

Haath Congressi Dhwaja Viraaje,
Kaandhe Moonje Kulnaam Laade
Nehru Suvan Kesari Ulandhan,
Seweage Pratap Kahaan Jag Vandan (?)

Vidyaheen Aguni Naahi Chaatur,
Kaam Kaaj Karive Ko Na Aatur
Rahul Charitra Sunive Ko Media,
Rajdeep-Burkha Pocket ma Basiya

Sukshma Roop Dhari UP Dikhawa,
Vikat Roop Dalit Ghar Khawa
Bheem Roop Dhari Election Sanhaare,
Narendrabhai Ke Kaaj Sanwaare

Laaye Election Akhilesh Jiyaaye
Shree Netaji Harashi Ur Laaye
Renukaji Keenhi Bahut Badai
Tum Mum Priya, Priyanka Ke Bhai

Sahas Badan Tumhro Hans Gaawen
Us Kahi Digvijay Kanth Lagawe

Sheila Dixit Kalmadi Scindia,
 Antony Alagiri Sahit Sonia
Yam Kabhi Digvijay Na Le Jate,
Kabhi Kovid Kahi Sakey Kahante

Tum Upkaar Razahin Kinha,
Azaad Maidan Riotpad Dinha
Tumhro Mantra SuryaG Maana,
Tweetesuwar Bhaye Sab Jag Jana

Jug Sahastra Jojan Par Bhaanu,
Mangiliyo Taahi Physics Phal Najaanu
Dollar Mudrika Meli Airport Maahi,
Jaldhi Giraftari Gaye F.B.I.

Durgam Kaaj Jagat Ke Jete,
Servant Anugraha Tumhre Dicatate-e
Haraam Dooare Tum Rakhwaare,
Hoat Na Aagya Bin Paise Udhare

Sab Youth Lahaye Tumhri Sarna,
Tum Young Leader Kaahu Ko Darna
Aapan Message Samharo Aapaye,
Kauno Lok Haank Te Kaapen (?)

Bhoot Pishaach Nikat Hi Aawe,
Nehru-Gandhi Jab Naam Sunawe
Vote bank Hare Sab Fakeera,
Japat Nirantar Bahutmat Beera

Sankat Te Pranab Chhoodawe,
Mum Krama Budget Dhyaan Jo Laawe
Sab Par Diggy Tapaswi Raja,
Tin Ke Kaaj Sakal Sanjay Jha Saaja
Aur Manmohan Jo Koi Badhaawe,
Soi Rajya Sabha Seat Paawe

Chaaro Jug Pashchataap Tumhara,
Hai Parsiddh Jagat UP-hara
Kaale Dhan Ke Tum Rakhwaare,
Asur Nandan Naam Tuhaare
Asta Siddhi Nau Nidhi Naahi Aata,
Janam Deen Sonia Maata

Beimaan Rasayan Tumhre Paasa,
Sada Rahe Rashtrapati Tohe Daasa
Tumhre Bhajan Promotion Ko Paawe,
Janam-Janam Ke Dukh Yaad Karaawe
Antakaal Italy Pur Jaayee,
Jahan Janam Hari-patti Kahayee

Aur Neta Chitt Na Dharayi,
Rahul Sei Sarba Dukh Karai

Candidacy Mile Mite Sab Peera,
Jo Sumiraye Bahumat Balbira
Jai Jai Jai Raul Vinci Gosaai,
Kripa Karahun Ticket Ki Naai

Jo Sat Baar Paath Kare Koi,
Chhootahin Tangi Ticket-sukh Hoyi
Jo Yeh Padhe Lowl Chalisa,
Hoye Promote Saakhi Gaurisa

Writerdas Sada Atheistchera,
Kije Naath Tihaar Mahn Dera

Nehrutanaye EVM Haran,  Ottavio Quattrocchi  Roop;
Priyanka Sonia Vadra Sahit, News Hour Basahu Soor Bhoop